Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

Literally. It has balls.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

These boobs can hit line drives.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

This is just another example of why cats will probably some day rule the world.

At least the car was a piece of junk.

NSFW: Alex Trebek seems to hate his job and those he works with. This drives him to get drunk on the job and be hillarious.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.

Always have the cameras rolling, never know what fun you'll capture.

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.