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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

 
 

Model Airplane Almost Crashes Into Real Plane

Model Airplane Almost Crashes Into Real Plane

When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

 

Truck Smashes Into Overpass

Truck Smashes Into Overpass

This trucking crashing into an overpass has FAIL smothered all over it.

 

Hot or Heavy? 2

Hot or Heavy? 2

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

 

Icy Streets = Lots of Car Crashes

Icy Streets = Lots of Car Crashes

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

 

Car Wash Gone Wrong

Car Wash Gone Wrong

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

 
 

Louis Vuitton Pimpin'

Louis Vuitton Pimpin'

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

 

Robot Conducts Orchestra

Robot Conducts Orchestra

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

 

Best Bus Driver Ever

Best Bus Driver Ever

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

 

Apologetic Rally Car Driver

Apologetic Rally Car Driver

He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.

 

Dashboard Car Crash

Dashboard Car Crash

Always have the cameras rolling, never know what fun you'll capture.

 

Mila Kunis is Pumping Hot

Mila Kunis is Pumping Hot

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

 

Speed Racer Trailer

Speed Racer Trailer

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

 

7 year old Steals Car

7 year old Steals Car

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

 

Roof to Car Jump

Roof to Car Jump

Sometimes the French are quite productive.

 

Milk Crate Car Jump

Milk Crate Car Jump

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

 
 

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