If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.
When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.
We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.
If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!
Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.
He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.
Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.
In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.
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