Gas Prices

Gas Prices

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

 

Car Sex

Car Sex

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

 

Hit The Breaks

Hit The Breaks

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.

 

Paris Hilton's Car Crash

Paris Hilton's Car Crash

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

 

Paris Hilton Car Wash

Paris Hilton Car Wash

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.

 

Retro Racer!

Retro Racer!

Race against the best TV cars from The Dukes of Hazzard, Night Rider, and Batman.

 

The Urban Legends Quiz

The Urban Legends Quiz

How good is your knowledge of Urban Legends? Are you a gullible bastard or can you smell a lie like a fart in a car?

 

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