That was totally necessary.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.

So bike racing is kind of like Nascar in spandex, bigger the crash the better.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

These firemen know that they can lift their chief's car with their hoses. Now they must ponder if they should have...

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?