OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

 
 

Engine Troubles? Nah…

Engine Troubles? Nah…

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

 

Transformer Cars

Transformer Cars

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

 

Keira Knightley Is The UnDead

Keira Knightley Is The UnDead

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

 

Cool Shoe

Cool Shoe

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

 

Agitated Kangaroo

Agitated Kangaroo

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.