De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?

Can you match together pairs of celebrity boobs? It’s a hard job, but somebody’s got to do it.

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

When Lindsay Lohan partied at PURE this past weekend, backers for her upcoming movie with Shirley Mclaine decided she was too volatile, and pulled the plug on the film.

This is a demo of a new PSP game that is based on the paintings of MC Escher. Watch the video and you can imagine how the game would be successful in causing an aneurism.

Oh, wait, whoops – Hold on, can we start over???

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

The iPhone is so amazing, not only can it do all of the things in this video, but it can also clone itself and send you back in time. WOOOHHHAAAOOO!

See if you can tell the difference between real photos of famous girls whoring it up for the camera and Photoshopped forgeries.

Some psycho decided to scare the kids away from 4th of July fireworks by blowin' up some radical stuff! Dude, checkkit, we can make 'splosions!!!!

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

And the answer is yes. You can has cheezburger.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.

I can has BFF.

Now THIS is what I call an extreme sport!! These dudes can really do the Dew!!