Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

This is the most challenging Porn or Pop Star yet, if only because we’re really running out of Pop Stars to trick you with.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Have you been recently offended by the "Read a Book" cartoon? Well this video with Rev. Run and DMC will take you on a safer hip-hop reading adventure.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Former Backstreet Boy Nick, spent the weekend filming for a new music video. From the looks of this video, he had the liquid squirts.

"You're not in Kansas anymore." is the obvious headline that ran in Kansas City newspapers as word of this "art" installation spread.

At the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, one deer was tired of being upstaged. So he ran into traffic and jumped over a dude on a motorcycle.

Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.

Barry Bonds tied and broke the home run record. Did he use steroids? That’s debatable...HULK SMASH!

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.