Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

These celebs have been drinking a little too much drinky drinky.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

It’s time to laugh at celebrity misfortune and guess which celebs got hacked up under the knife. We show you bad plastic surgery, you guess the celeb!

Bill Gates will spend his last day of work like everyone else, avoiding responsibility. He will also apparently spend it with more celebs than the rest of us.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

If only this were true, then I could stop fantasizing about Alexis Arquette all the time!

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

Some celebs look real, others look waxy. They all are really annoying.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.