Cracks Are Wack!

Cracks Are Wack!

...And that's why you don't attempt to walk on "frozen" canals (or any other body of water)! This is another one of those videos that's funny because it didn't end in the tragedy that it very well could have. "Bloke, swim back [this way]" ... almost as genius an idea as running out on the ice in the first place!

 

Birth Canal Costume

Birth Canal Costume

Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.

 

Fetus Spears vs. Fetus Garner

Fetus Spears vs. Fetus Garner

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!