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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 

Paparazzi Punchout

Paparazzi Punchout

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz tried to kick this paparazzi guy’s ass and it was hilarious! Now it’s your turn to be the paparazzi guy and kick Justin, Cameron and even Princess Di’s ass!

 

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

 

Cameron Diaz Is Bald

Cameron Diaz Is Bald

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

 

Cameron Diaz Has Anger Issues

Cameron Diaz Has Anger Issues

Cameron Diaz took some time out of her busy day to throw some oranges at Ashton Kutcher… but who was she really thinking of…

 

News: James Cameron Totally Discovers Jesus

News: James Cameron Totally Discovers Jesus

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

 

Cameron Diaz in a Foreign Commercial

Cameron Diaz in a Foreign Commercial

Cameron Diaz did a foreign-market commercial. What a traitor. Slut.

 

Cameron & Drew Smoke Pot

Cameron & Drew Smoke Pot

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

 

Cameron Diaz Had a Nose Job

Cameron Diaz Had a Nose Job

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

 

Cameron Diaz in See-Through Shirt

Cameron Diaz in See-Through Shirt

I bet you didn't notice there was a beach behind her!

 

Justin & Cameron at the Mall

Justin & Cameron at the Mall

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz were inseparable at The Grove mall in Los Angeles.

 

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