The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he works through waves.

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Who know how bikini butts could help sell beer? I did!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Take an adventure into the exciting world of celebrity butts with noted Celebrity Butt-ologist - Uncle Cornswagle!

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

What sport is yet to be parodied in a major motion picture? Why, professional figure skating, that's what! I can't wait to see Well Ferrell skate his butt off.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

Her butt has my vote!

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

Introducing the Amazing Butt Flex! Pazzow!!!!

Do you find Butt Floss sexy? Some people do, especially these ladies. And they love to show it off!

Well, kid -- how did the doggy's doodoo taste? We'd love to know!

You've seent he Zidane head butt footage, but have you seen all of it? This is a compilation of the internet's best CGI'd Zidane footage.