Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

 

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

 

Butt Nipples

Butt Nipples

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

 

Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt

Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

 

Guess The Celebrity Thong 2

Guess The Celebrity Thong 2

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

 

Fergie's Bubble Butt (Sheer Dress!)

Fergie's Bubble Butt (Sheer Dress!)

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

 

Kim KardASSian

Kim KardASSian

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

 

Monkey Butt Scratch

Monkey Butt Scratch

See what happens when you scratch the forbidden zone.

 
 

Evangelin Lily's Butt

Evangelin Lily's Butt

The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he works through waves.

 

Britney Spears Shows Crack

Britney Spears Shows Crack

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

 

Bulgarian Beer

Bulgarian Beer

Who know how bikini butts could help sell beer? I did!

 

Holy Ass

Holy Ass

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

 

Whose Celebrity Butt?

Whose Celebrity Butt?

Take an adventure into the exciting world of celebrity butts with noted Celebrity Butt-ologist - Uncle Cornswagle!

 

Lindsay's Friend's Butt

Lindsay's Friend's Butt

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

 

Blades of Glory Trailer

Blades of Glory Trailer

What sport is yet to be parodied in a major motion picture? Why, professional figure skating, that's what! I can't wait to see Well Ferrell skate his butt off.

 

Tidy Butt

Tidy Butt

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

 

Jessica Biel Has a Perfect Butt

Jessica Biel Has a Perfect Butt

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

 

Jessica Biel Slaps Maria Menounos's Ass

Jessica Biel Slaps Maria Menounos's Ass

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

 

Jessica Alba's Butt

Jessica Alba's Butt

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

 

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