Dramatic McCain

Dramatic McCain

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

 

Miley Cyrus' Phone Hacked, Shows Butt

Miley Cyrus' Phone Hacked, Shows Butt

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

 

Smoking Kills Video Game Characters

Smoking Kills Video Game Characters

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

 

Kardashian's Butt is a Marshmallow

Kardashian's Butt is a Marshmallow

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

 

Kim Kardashian Will Porc-U

Kim Kardashian Will Porc-U

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

 

The NFL's Smoky Past

The NFL's  Smoky Past

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

 

Guess The Celebrity Thong 4

Guess The Celebrity Thong 4

Celebrities love to stuff their butts in bikini bottoms. Can you guess who each mystery butt belongs to? Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

 

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

 

Coco Has a Fake Butt

Coco Has a Fake Butt

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

 

Eva's Buttcrack

Eva's Buttcrack

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

 

Bush is a Butthole

Bush is a Butthole

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

 

Watch For Falling Butts

Watch For Falling Butts

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

 

Wino Has An Ugly Butt

Wino Has An Ugly Butt

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

 

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

 

Brit's Butt

Brit's Butt

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

Butt Buddies

Butt Buddies

The Beckham's bums are beautiful.

 

Butt Sinks

Butt Sinks

China's got back! In the world's largest bathroom!

 

What What (In the Butt)

What What (In the Butt)

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

 

Pickle Butt

Pickle Butt

It's like he's listening to your butt's inner thoughts, and they're saying "more Kosher dills."

 

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