Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

We just found the perfect pillow.

Today is the day you look at butts and see who they belong to!

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

It's not fat, it's awesome.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

Sure, being a porn star can be a pain in the butt (tee hee hee), but sometimes they get famous and make lots of cash. So, which famous porn performer are you the most like?

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Tara Reid's butt is making a comeback that nobody wanted.