How else did you think animal crackers were made?

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

Spread some creamy suntan lotion on this sex broad and make sure she doesn't get too red.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features things about Easter, like bunnies and chocolate.

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

Have you ever wondered how your sex drive compares to other people? Looks like it's time to rate your sex drive!

The following movies are filled to the brim with references to genital warts, herpes, what have you. Watching them makes you not want to have sex.