10 Jolliest Chicks Who Ride Bulls

10 Jolliest Chicks Who Ride Bulls

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

 

Fat Chicks Shouldn't Ride Bulls

Fat Chicks Shouldn't Ride Bulls

If you don't believe us, check out this video. It'd be cruel, if the woman involved didn't look like she was laughing as hard as everyone else.

 

Bullfighting Female Midget

Bullfighting Female Midget

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

 

Bull Semen Big Gulp

Bull Semen Big Gulp

Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

 

Bloody Bull Run

Bloody Bull Run

This unfortunate chap got gored in the arse during the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And you thought he just had too much Ass-Kicking Hot Sauce!

 

Kelly Ripa's Bullride

Kelly Ripa's Bullride

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

 

Paris Hooking Up with Paris

Paris Hooking Up with Paris

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!

 

Lindsay Pulls Her Dress Up

Lindsay Pulls Her Dress Up

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

 

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