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This Is Single

By: LG Staff
March 23 2010, 12:42 PM


Finally. FIN-A-LLY. Our dream woman with the dream boobs and dream ass is single. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are over. We don't know why yet, but we can only guess it has something to do with Reggie maybe realizing he's gay, because HOW WOULD ANY STRAIGHT MAN BREAK UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN? We don't care if her brain is filled with Cracker Jacks or her family is bats**t insane or her stepfather's face looks like a lizard (Hi, Mr. Jenner!). AHHHHHH! KIM KARDASHIAN IS SINGLE! Those words give us hope that our penis doesn't have to live a lifetime without the gentle caress of Kim's booby body.

Below are the only two photos of Kim Kardashian that really matter.

 

 

The Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Security Footage

The Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Security Footage

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

 

Jayde Nicole Is Hot for a Douchebag

Jayde Nicole Is Hot for a Douchebag

Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

 

Before vs. After = Gross

Before vs. After = Gross

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.