USDA Approved

USDA Approved

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

 

Interview With Britney's Kids

Interview With Britney's Kids

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

 

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

 

WYR: Custody Battle Edition

WYR: Custody Battle Edition

Britney’s custody battle got us thinking, if you had to choose between a celebrity parent to stay with, who would you choose?

 

Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

Toilet Paper Spears

Toilet Paper Spears

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

 

ESPN Jumps on the Britney Train

ESPN Jumps on the Britney Train

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

 

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

 

Rosie-Britney Hybrid Terrorizes TV

Rosie-Britney Hybrid Terrorizes TV

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

 

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

 

Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition

Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

 

One of these things…

One of these things…

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

 

Britney Takes a Dump on The VMAs

Britney Takes a Dump on The VMAs

The horrendous atrocity that was the Britney Spears VMA performance can be summed up in this one image. Priceless.

 

Britney Spears Is A Witch

Britney Spears Is A Witch

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

 

Saddlebag Spears!

Saddlebag Spears!

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

 

Britney's Kids Are Screwed

Britney's Kids Are Screwed

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

 

Britney Don't Need No Makeup!

Britney Don't Need No Makeup!

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

 

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

 

Britney is loose!

Britney is loose!

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 
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