Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

Britney’s custody battle got us thinking, if you had to choose between a celebrity parent to stay with, who would you choose?

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

The horrendous atrocity that was the Britney Spears VMA performance can be summed up in this one image. Priceless.

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.