Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

ESPN Jumps on the Britney Train

ESPN Jumps on the Britney Train

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

 

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

 

Rosie-Britney Hybrid Terrorizes TV

Rosie-Britney Hybrid Terrorizes TV

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

 

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

 

Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition

Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

 

One of these things…

One of these things…

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

 

Britney Takes a Dump on The VMAs

Britney Takes a Dump on The VMAs

The horrendous atrocity that was the Britney Spears VMA performance can be summed up in this one image. Priceless.

 

Britney Spears Is A Witch

Britney Spears Is A Witch

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

 

Britney's Kids Are Screwed

Britney's Kids Are Screwed

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

 

Britney Don't Need No Makeup!

Britney Don't Need No Makeup!

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

 

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

 

Britney is loose!

Britney is loose!

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

Spears is Gay?

Spears is Gay?

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

 

Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

 

I'm Swimming Y'all

I'm Swimming Y'all

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

 

Britney Hits Parked Car

Britney Hits Parked Car

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

 

Brit's Butt

Brit's Butt

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

 

Stripper Britney

Stripper Britney

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

 
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