PHOTOS
Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.
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8/8/2007
VIDEOS
Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.
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8/7/2007
PHOTOS
Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.
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7/31/2007
PHOTOS
Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!
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7/26/2007
ANIMATIONS
In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.
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7/24/2007
PHOTOS
...Just to use as a comparison to Perez's version, and to those Yogis. Gross"
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7/23/2007
PHOTOS
Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.
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7/23/2007
PHOTOS
Britney's doing her best Sydney Brisco impersonation, but unlike the real Alias spy, Spears sucks. Guess what Brit: we know it's you!
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7/17/2007
NEWS
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
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6/29/2007
PHOTOS
Britney's too big for her britches! Er, um, blouse.
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6/27/2007