It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Ewwwwww.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!