Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

You knew that already... but she never ceases to surprise me.

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

A Liquid Generation EXCLUSIVE! A controversial photo of Britney doing her duty on the toilet!!

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Britney rants to paparazzi about how much she's harrassed by them. Creepy and loony.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

Carson Daly spoofs the princess of pop. And it's actually funny, go figure.

She just keeps getting better and better!

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

Britney went bald! Now see what she’d look like with a bunch of even crazier hairdos.

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!