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Britney Spears Is A Spaz

Britney Spears Is A Spaz

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

 

Dead People Sex

Dead People Sex

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

 

Sex Offender Sabotage

Sex Offender Sabotage

Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Baby Spears Sings Kanye West's Golddigger

Baby Spears Sings Kanye West's Golddigger

Britney’s Baby is out of the womb and already he’s complaining about daddy being a Gold Digger. Here’s parody of Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Sexy Suntan!

Sexy Suntan!

Spread some creamy suntan lotion on this sex broad and make sure she doesn't get too red.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Fetus Spears vs. Fetus Garner

Fetus Spears vs. Fetus Garner

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

 

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

The Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

The Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Sing Usher's "My Boo"

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Sing Usher's

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Rate Your Sex Drive

Rate Your Sex Drive

Have you ever wondered how your sex drive compares to other people? Looks like it's time to rate your sex drive!

 

Movies With Herpes

Movies With Herpes

The following movies are filled to the brim with references to genital warts, herpes, what have you. Watching them makes you not want to have sex.

 

Talk Sick: The Passion of Stern

Talk Sick: The Passion of Stern

Shock jock Howard Stern is being hounded by the FCC for talking dirty. Watch him tell his story in this parody of Britney Spears’ hit song “Toxic.”

 

Who'd You Rather? Week 68: Friends vs. Sex & the City

Who'd You Rather? Week 68: Friends vs. Sex & the City

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

 

The Sex Test

The Sex Test

Think you're hot stuff? Well find out for sure when you take this sex test.

 

How White Trash Are You?

How White Trash Are You?

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!