100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Tyra Banks grabbed Katherine McPhees boobs – and they're real!

Tyra Banks decided to recreate her legendary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover… unfortunately, "Adobe Photoshop" didn't get credited. :(

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!