Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

 

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

 

Emo Fail

Emo Fail

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

 

Nothing Else Matters: Completely Butchered

Nothing Else Matters: Completely Butchered

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

 

Michael Jackson Sings "Smooth Criminal"

Michael Jackson Sings "Smooth Criminal"

Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

 

Indian Thriller

Indian Thriller

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

 
 

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

 

Bush's White House Invasion

Bush's White House Invasion

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

 

Tricycle Accident

Tricycle Accident

A little boy gets curbed on his trike... tragic AND adorable!!

 

Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid

Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

 

No Sleep Till White House

No Sleep Till White House

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

 

Mr. Belvedere's Jam

Mr. Belvedere's Jam

There's something just a little weird when Mr. Belvedere is singing with little boys.

 

John Daly Tees Off From a Beer Can

John Daly Tees Off From a Beer Can

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

 

Robot Band

Robot Band

The Trons perform their new single "Sister Robot", I prefer their Beta stuff.

 

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

 

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

 

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

 

Muppet Danny Boy

Muppet Danny Boy

Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

 

Leave Hermoine Alone!

Leave Hermoine Alone!

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

 

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