Hayden Eats Babies

Hayden Eats Babies

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

 

Lohan's Chest is Bee-utiful

Lohan's Chest is Bee-utiful

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

 

Courtney Love is a Muppet

Courtney Love is a Muppet

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

 

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

 

Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

 

Boobs Sell Booze

Boobs Sell Booze

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

 

Kid with Fake ID

Kid with Fake ID

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

 

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