Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

Nicolas Cage just might kick ass in the movie version of the comic book "Ghost Rider." I love flaming skeletons.

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features comic book movies, which you watch because you can't get laid.

Who needs books when you have movies? They do the imagining for you!