The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Who knew that such a small piece of gum could do so much good for this world?

Remember: If there's one constant truth in this world, it's that Windows will always suck.

We're surprised that Bob Ross doesn't actually spit into the squirrel's mouth to feed it.

That's weird. Our loads are soooooo tiny.

These boobs were not made for walking -- they were made for reading!

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

Hello and Welcome to Whoose Boobs, the only online boob game that can ride safely through a boobie stampede!

We know that Darth Vader had issues, but did you know that he had issssuuuuues? He seriously needs to have a sitdown with a psychiatrist. He's having a nervous beakdown!

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Have you ever seen a pair of boobs act this way before in your life?

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Please, tell us this picture isn't photoshoped. Please!

This is not actually puke. It's a child birth that went totally wrong! Woops!

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?