Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

Watch out! This oriental dragon wants to eat you! ROAR!!!

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Crazy televangelists creep me out, and so does the music of Drowning Pool.

What do you think happened after the video cut off? Do you think they switched his body for a Saddam look-alike?

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features characters with ugly faces and awesome bodies.