This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

This car door folds DOWNWARD underneath the body! Take THAT, Delorean!

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

Watch out! This oriental dragon wants to eat you! ROAR!!!

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.