OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Kitty Likes Crack

Kitty Likes Crack

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

 

Huge Nipples!

Huge Nipples!

The best part about this image is the fact that all you guys clicked on it, hoping to see big breasts. BUT IT’S A TRANNY, SUCKS TO BE YOU!

 

Tay Zonday - Do The Can't Dance

Tay Zonday - Do The Can't Dance

Soon we will find some big media conglomerate was behind the genius of Tay all along just like LonelyGirl15 and Marié Digby. We're hoping Larry David is behind it.

 

James Brown Dance Lesson

James Brown Dance Lesson

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

 

Drunk Backflip

Drunk Backflip

Dumb European students + even dumber stunt attempt + sidewalk = I hope you have some Advil.

 

Schoolbus Fight

Schoolbus Fight

A bus driver loses his $#!t and starts beating up a young student. I sure hope that deputy sowed up eventually.

 

Animal Costume Video - "Get Your Hopes Up"

Animal Costume Video -

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

 

Lindsay at 12

Lindsay at 12

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

 

Britney Topless!!

Britney Topless!!

Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!

 

Jessica's Boobs Pop Out

Jessica's Boobs Pop Out

Yeah those things look borderline painful. Let's hope her daddy wasn't around to catch a glimpse at those incest-tempters.

 

Christmas Story Death

Christmas Story Death

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

 

Christina is Baglady in Pink

Christina is Baglady in Pink

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

 

Pict-O-Band 22: A Music Game

Pict-O-Band 22: A Music Game

Some say that playing music puzzles will turn you into Billy Corgan. You should so hope that's true.

 

Anus Burger

Anus Burger

I hope they didn't print too many of these wrappers out!

 

Sleeping With Models

Sleeping With Models

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

 

Scary Drag Queen

Scary Drag Queen

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

 

Slug Maze

Slug Maze

We hope they at least EAT the slug after they abuse him.

 

Skirt Chomp

Skirt Chomp

Let’s hope she has a big appetite.

 

500 Dragons

500 Dragons

We kinda hoped one of this firecrackers would have blinded the person who lit all them.

 

Weirdo Bob Ross Feeds Squirrels

Weirdo Bob Ross Feeds Squirrels

We're surprised that Bob Ross doesn't actually spit into the squirrel's mouth to feed it.