I Hate Sand Castles

I Hate Sand Castles

He will grow up to crush your brains.

 

Melons Crushing Melons

Melons Crushing Melons

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

 

10 Reasons Not To Take Drugs

10 Reasons Not To Take Drugs

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

 

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

 

The Real Blue Man

The Real Blue Man

Tobias Funke could have saved a fortune on paint if he blue himself like this guy did.

 

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

 

Gumby Girl

Gumby Girl

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

 

Cow Falls Off Cliff, Crushes Van

Cow Falls Off Cliff, Crushes Van

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

 

The Viagra Defense

The Viagra Defense

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

 

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

 

8000 Balloons vs. 1 Skateboard

8000 Balloons vs. 1 Skateboard

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

 

Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

Giant Cell Phone Kills 2

Giant Cell Phone Kills 2

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

 

S.S.Spice

S.S.Spice

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

 

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

 

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

 

Obama Girl

Obama Girl

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

 

Britney's Secret Show!

Britney's Secret Show!

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

 

Electric Soft Parade - Blue It Is

Electric Soft Parade - Blue It Is

It’s not all that often that a band does a live cover that makes you want to find out more about the original artist, but I have a feeling this version of “Blue It Is” originally recorded by the late Billy MacKenzie might have that effect on a lot of you. This performance is one of my favorite moments from the Live at LG sessions. Good stuff!

 

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