And yeah, she's probably high, too.

Did P-Diddy get massive? Or do those pants just make his ass look big?

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Dave from Street To Nowhere came by the studio and played a bunch of songs for us, one of which was this AMAZING cover of “Famous Blue Raincoat” originally recorded by the one and only Leonard Cohen.

…And if you aren't wearing pants, there's a place to sit on my lap.

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!

Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants. Pants come to him to seek protection.

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.