Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

Take this quiz and when the dragon apocalypse comes you’ll know whether you’re going to be a Dragon Slayer or a Dragon’s Lunch.

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Watch out! This oriental dragon wants to eat you! ROAR!!!

It’s not all that often that a band does a live cover that makes you want to find out more about the original artist, but I have a feeling this version of “Blue It Is” originally recorded by the late Billy MacKenzie might have that effect on a lot of you. This performance is one of my favorite moments from the Live at LG sessions. Good stuff!

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Dave from Street To Nowhere came by the studio and played a bunch of songs for us, one of which was this AMAZING cover of “Famous Blue Raincoat” originally recorded by the one and only Leonard Cohen.

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!

We kinda hoped one of this firecrackers would have blinded the person who lit all them.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Throw out your Hipster Handbook and take the Hipster Quiz! Do you wear a trucker hat? How about an ironic t-shirt? If you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon or just think you do, this quiz is definitely for you!