It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Somebody call Orkin.

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Although Superman's whole thing is wearing underwear outside his pants, Clark Kent does not look good in a bikini, and so they invented Supergirl!

Some people really don't put their pants on one leg at a time just like you however; they are also comfortable in their boxers around other guys.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Did that really just happen? Who directed this? Clearly someone with Jedi mindpowers.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Tobias Funke could have saved a fortune on paint if he blue himself like this guy did.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.