Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

Out on DVD 2-5-08! Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

Welcome human visitor to the REALM OF THE BOOB GOBLINS! You have been chosen as our new king, now let us pleasure you with our boob jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.