PHOTOS
Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.
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9/5/2007
PHOTOS
Fergie looks like the poster child for the Theory of Evolution. Who walks like this and what's with those curlers? Jesus!
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8/22/2007
PHOTOS
Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.
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8/15/2007
PHOTOS
Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.
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8/15/2007
PHOTOS
Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?
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8/14/2007
VIDEOS
Not to be confused with some sort of parody of Prince's "Purple Rain," this is just one REALLY repetitive song about racism. But the lyrics are hilarious and the melody is infectious!!!
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7/13/2007
VIDEOS
This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!
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7/9/2007
PHOTOS
Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!
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6/29/2007
PHOTOS
RoboBeyonce was unveiled at the BET awards by Roc-A-Fella Records, to replace the songstress once her ass gets hitched to Jay-Z.
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6/27/2007
PHOTOS
Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.
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6/26/2007