Because there isn't really one running for president.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Spidey's back, and this time, he's black! It's like Shaft with cobwebs. Except not at all.