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He's one of the most well endorsed endowed men in Japanese baseball.

 
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Heidi Montag Makes Us Say Stupid Things

By: LG Staff
March 18 2010, 3:34 PM


This conversation on iChat below is typical of most LiquidGeneration conversations throughout the day. Not really ashamed. We always keep it sexy and simple when it comes to Heidi Montag's ass.

See more of Heidi's fake exterior at The Supercial.

 
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This Is Who Jessie James Is Banging

By: LG Staff
March 17 2010, 10:40 AM


In case you haven't already heard a million girls crying out loud "TRUE LOVE DOES NOT EXIST" then you should probably know that Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, probably cheated with on her this tattooed chick pictured below. Here name is "Michaell Bombshell" McGee (as opposed to just "Tits McGee"). This is disappointing to say the least. WE ACTUALLY LIKE SANDRA! But we're also conflicted because we REALLY LIKE TATTOOS. Maybe Sandra should have just gotten tattoos because they kinda look similar? Maybe? Not really? Ugh, we don't know we're just going to go to lunch now and get drunk with Irish people.

Here's Bombshell's Twitter.

Her website.

Become a fan of hers on Facebook!

 


Over the years we've made A LOT of St. Patrick's Day cartoons featuring our favorite character The Angry Leprchaun. We even started using him for cartoons for other holidays because that's just how awesome he is - plus it's really hard to come up with good characters. He just works for everything  we want to do. And he's a drunk and drunks are always hilarious. Especially when they have Irish accents. So here's a smattering of Angry Leprechaun St. Patrick's Day e-cards and toons that you can send your friends today!

Note: Yes, the Leprechaun's drawing style and voice has changed over the years. That's what happens when you become more advanced and professional!

Don't Drink & Drive With The Angry Leprechaun - This one rawks. The Angry Leprechaun goes on a drunk driving rampage.

The Evil Leprechaun: Cabbage & Gravy - one of the first cartoons to feature the Angry Leprechaun. For some reason we called him "evil" back then.

St. Patrick's Day: A Girl From China - one of the more recent ones

Angry Leprechaun's Public Service Announcement - He does good things for the community.

The Evil Leprechaun: Lovely Lassie - Again, one of the first two Angry Leprechaun e-cards we've ever made.

Beer Before Liquor PSA - Another "More You Know" PSA...

Drink Responsibly - He sure did love doing these PSA. We wonder how many lives these things have saved?

St. Patricks' Day E-Card: My Darling - Send this too your loved one...

St. Patrick's Day Limmerick: A Good Looking Mommy - For the MILFs.

Enjoy!


 
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Val Kilmer Wants To Steal Your Hamburger

By: LG Staff
March 16 2010, 3:47 PM


Jesus Christ, Val Kilmer. Not only are you a huge fatass you're beginning to look like a lesbian, too. How many Pizza Huts have you eaten in the last 20 years (and we mean the Pizza Hut buildings, not slices of pizza). You should be appearing on the Celebrity Fit Camp and try your best not to hide any of the other contestants under your fat rolls so that you can win.

 
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This Just In: George Clooney Might Be A Racist

By: LG Staff
March 16 2010, 9:27 AM


From the LiquidGeneration Office of Things That Are Probably Not True, we stumbled upon an observation by a member of Buzzfeed who seems to think that George Clooney is a big fat racist. Or something. Here you can see him standing in applause for Sandra Bullock at the Oscars, but he is curiously seated for Mo'Nique's speech. Hmm. Maybe he just doesn't like women with hairy legs?

 
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15 Best Pictures of Christina Hendricks

By: Slippy Jenkins
March 16 2010, 8:56 AM

Because we're legally required to blog about Christina Hendricks every time we run into her on the internet, the Unreality website has blogged the 15 Best Pictures of Christina Hendricks. Now, these are just the best photots, it doesn't mean these are the ONLY photos. So if you were looking for something to do this afternoon, you can always find the best 30 or 50  or 100 pictures of Christina Hendricks if you really wanted to. The internet is not going to stop. But go here if you just want the best 15.

 
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And Now For Something Delicious

By: LG Staff
March 15 2010, 3:40 PM


We're always looking for different ways to make a sandwich, and usually the one thing we mess up the most is the type of bread we use. Not anymore. We don't even have to think about bread choices now because THERE IS ONLY ONE CHOICE: The Bread Glove.

 
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Amanda Seyfried Has Our Attention

By: LG Staff
March 15 2010, 3:28 PM


Dude, we thought Amanda Seyfried was totally innocent the way she acts all innocent-like on Big Love. Apparently she's a big HO (just kidding! Not every girl who dresses up like this is a slut (only Heidi Montag and Lady Gaga!). Really we can think of nobody on Earth right now who is more beautiful than Amanda. It makes us want to buy a pair of whatever she's wearing so that we can be just as beautiful as her, too. Wait. That's the way it works, right?

More hawtness from Esquire right here.

 
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Conan Fan FTW

By: LG Staff
March 15 2010, 2:45 PM


People are taking their defense of Conan O'Brien right to Jay Leno, like this fan right here. Rumor has it that he's also going to make himself a firecrotch just like the ex-Tonight Show host. Sweet!

In other Conan news, make sure you secure tickets for Conan O'Brien's Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour.

 
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Who Turned Out Hotter?

By: LG Staff
March 10 2010, 3:52 PM


Okay, everybody! It's that time again! We want you to dig real deep into your brain and ask yourself, WHO DO YOU THINK TURNED OUT HOTTER: Chastity Bono or Jennifer Aniston? This first picture is them in high school and the second is them now. Hmm. Don't worry, we're confused, too! Both of them have their pluses and minuses. We're gonna have to go to the bathroom with our laptop and see how our penis responds to this conundrum.

OR

 
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Whitney Port Is Kind of Important Right Now

By: LG Staff
March 10 2010, 1:24 PM


Why is she important? Because she's wearing a bikini, that's why. These things tend to be the most important thing in the world around here.

(more pics of Titney at TheSuperficial)

 
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The New Dork: Entrepreneur State of Mind

By: LG Staff
March 09 2010, 1:13 PM

Hey guess what, nerds! Being a dork is popular these days! In fact, nerding yourself up will get you rich! Laid! Jay-Z isn't your hero these days, it's Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, right?

No?

That's what I thought. Still, this parody of Jay Z's Empire State of Mind preaches The Dream for all you socially enept people out there.

 
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Gabby vs. Hilary

By: LG Staff
March 09 2010, 7:38 AM


Okay, so maybe this matchup between Gabourey Sidibe and Hilary Swank was a little unfair. But you guys have decided! Most of you would want to bang Hilary Swank! And why not?  Her face looks totally normal! We've matched up 20 Oscar attendees in our latest edition of Who'd You Rather. See who you and others would want to sleep with tonight should all your dreams come true.

 
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Adam Lambert Is A Bigger Man Than Us

By: LG Staff
March 08 2010, 2:56 PM


...and in more ways than one, sadly. WTF is going on here? His penis has more armor than the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan COMBINED.

 
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ChatRoulette, 1200 AD

By: LG Staff
March 04 2010, 12:20 PM


ChatRoulette has evolved a lot over the years, hasn't it?

(via imglol.com)

 


American Apparel just ended their Best Bottom In The World contest; you can see the top three butts right here. There were over a thousand entries, and the winner will be flown to LA for a special photoshoot, but if their really lucky they'll probably be sexual harrassed by CEO Dov Charney (yippee!)!

This competition is a little crazy. I mean, forget about the Top 3 Best Butts...here are the Top 20. For the life of me I cannot figure out what is wrong with any of these or how one can be better than the other. They all look the same and by "same" I mean I would shoot a dozen puppies just to see them in person. Don't believe me? Just try it, ladies! Come to my office and see what will happen!

But what about the big time losers in this contest? Did anybody really submit a butt that wasn't attractive? I clicked my mouse over a hundred times to find out.

THE TOP 5 UGLIEST BUTTS IN THE WORLD

Now, there were a bunch of people with scores of zero. We're not going to count those because they probably entered the contest late and their butts are just too nice to be losers, so we suspect there is a glitch in The Matrix. We just took the lowest of the scores that weren't 0.0. Here's what we found.

5. Carlos. Score: 1.24

Why did they let dudes enter this contest? A major fail on the part of the organizers. Plus, his photo is in black & white. Fail on top of Fail.

4. Alisa. Score: 1.22

I'm not sure where the ass is on this lady, or if it's really a lady. It could be a dude like Carlos. I don't really want to investigate any further.

3. JL. Score: 1.21

Hairy legs! A Sure winner we tell you (maybe in Afghanistan)!

2. Shyla. Score: 1.19

Am I missing something? Where is this lady's butt? Did it fall off on her way to the meth lab? I really want to know as to avoid the town she live in.

And the #1 Ugliest Butt In The World....

1. Raggedy. Score: 1.17

 

There is no cottage cheese in this woman's butt. It's pure milkshake. 2%. And thank God she's wearing black underwear. We don't really want to know what's happening behind that bikini.

(via American Apparel's Best Bottom Contest)

 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Jesus

By: LG Staff
March 03 2010, 3:38 PM


Your Penance for coming to this website: Say 10 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers and bow to Lindsay Lohan's boobs.

 
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Kate Gosselin Is Suddenly Hot?

By: LG Staff
March 02 2010, 9:35 AM


Even though she's 99% hair, we find ourselves suddenly turned on by Kate Gosselin. Like freakishly so. She appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Show last night, and damn if we didn't have to drop the remote and run to the bathroom for some "me time, and I don't mean pee time" right there. For serious!

And look at those cans. Does she have breast implants? Sorry if we sound overly excited here, friends. When 20 babies fall out of a women's vagina, we tend to never think about her again. But Kate, you've redeemed yourself. MILF Status 3000.

 

 
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Could This Be Your New Home?

By: LG Staff
March 01 2010, 2:58 PM

 

Just imagine: finally owning a place where you and your "loved one" can finally have the peace and solitude you've always been craving.

 
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