This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! And he's a Lego! Weird!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Japanese-talking, toupee-wearing Donald Trump! Oh crap!