Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

Snake Is A Tough Guy

Snake Is A Tough Guy

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

 

Old Bird Breasts

Old Bird Breasts

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

 

Bird Mugs Prairie Dog

Bird Mugs Prairie Dog

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

 

Ricci Got a Boob Tat

Ricci Got a Boob Tat

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

 

Bird Poops in Mouth

Bird Poops in Mouth

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

 

Birds Nest Drink

Birds Nest Drink

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

 

Bird Food Shoes

Bird Food Shoes

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

 

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

 

Isn't it the Birds and the Bees?

Isn't it the Birds and the Bees?

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

 

Mary-Kate Oldson

Mary-Kate Oldson

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

 

Kirstie Alley Flips the Bird

Kirstie Alley Flips the Bird

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

 

Drinking with Mascots

Drinking with Mascots

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

 

Ostrich in Traffic

Ostrich in Traffic

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

 

Lego Superman

Lego Superman

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! And he's a Lego! Weird!

 

TrumpZilla!

TrumpZilla!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Japanese-talking, toupee-wearing Donald Trump! Oh crap!

 

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