The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

This guy works on porn sets. Let's just say he's my idol.

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

Grease is not the one that I want. More drunken Paula Abdul, please!

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Many people say that Billy Corgan is a musical genius. This movie proves they are full of crap.

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?