We’ve found out what Bill Murray really said to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.

In theaters 12-21-07. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Bill Murray was arrested in Sweden this weekend for being under the influence while driving a golf cart. Oh Dr. Venkman!

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

Actually, you're not authorized to enter through the gate, but they don't care if you just walk up the stairs. It's an important gate.

Whoose boobs gets Cosbi-fied this week when Bill Cosby presents a line up of his favorite celebrity boobs!

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

Watch one family’s attempt at annoying the crap out of their neighbors, and making sure their electricity bill is higher than a Las Vegas casino.

Too soon, Bill Maher, too soon.

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

David Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly. This has got to be one of the more awkward moments in history.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

Here's a movie trailer for the Star Wars film that never made it, starring Sean Penn, Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Cosby.

Take a journey into Bill Clinton's dirty heart.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.