There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

Celebrities love to stuff their butts in bikini bottoms. Can you guess who each mystery butt belongs to? Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.

Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.

Well we know where the *peel* is, where's the rest of the banana??

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

Beyonce is on vacation in Monaco... in a bikini. Why else are you looking at this?

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.