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Serena Williams Will Kick Your Ass On The Beach

By: LG Staff
April 02 2010, 2:53 PM


There is no sense in running. There is no sense in lifing more weights to get stronger. Karate will not save you, and so won't Mister Miyagi. Whether you want her to or not, Serena Williams is going to kick your ass next time you look at her on the beach. Half woman, half muscle, Serena Williams knows what it takes to turn your flabby ass into a mash potato sadwich. 

More at Just Jared.

 
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Bikini Girl Fail

By: David Portado
March 23 2010, 7:17 AM

Watching fail attempts is always a great way to start of the day.

 

Bikini Girl Fail

Bikini Girl Fail

Watching girls fail is great, watching them doing so in bikini even better!

 

Bikini Girls Wash Pee-wee Herman's Car

Bikini Girls Wash Pee-wee Herman's Car

Is it really him? OR ARE WE BEING FOOLED BY THE INTERNET?

 


MAYBE! JUST MAYBE! PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE!

 

 
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Whitney Port Is Kind of Important Right Now

By: LG Staff
March 10 2010, 1:24 PM


Why is she important? Because she's wearing a bikini, that's why. These things tend to be the most important thing in the world around here.

(more pics of Titney at TheSuperficial)

 


American Apparel just ended their Best Bottom In The World contest; you can see the top three butts right here. There were over a thousand entries, and the winner will be flown to LA for a special photoshoot, but if their really lucky they'll probably be sexual harrassed by CEO Dov Charney (yippee!)!

This competition is a little crazy. I mean, forget about the Top 3 Best Butts...here are the Top 20. For the life of me I cannot figure out what is wrong with any of these or how one can be better than the other. They all look the same and by "same" I mean I would shoot a dozen puppies just to see them in person. Don't believe me? Just try it, ladies! Come to my office and see what will happen!

But what about the big time losers in this contest? Did anybody really submit a butt that wasn't attractive? I clicked my mouse over a hundred times to find out.

THE TOP 5 UGLIEST BUTTS IN THE WORLD

Now, there were a bunch of people with scores of zero. We're not going to count those because they probably entered the contest late and their butts are just too nice to be losers, so we suspect there is a glitch in The Matrix. We just took the lowest of the scores that weren't 0.0. Here's what we found.

5. Carlos. Score: 1.24

Why did they let dudes enter this contest? A major fail on the part of the organizers. Plus, his photo is in black & white. Fail on top of Fail.

4. Alisa. Score: 1.22

I'm not sure where the ass is on this lady, or if it's really a lady. It could be a dude like Carlos. I don't really want to investigate any further.

3. JL. Score: 1.21

Hairy legs! A Sure winner we tell you (maybe in Afghanistan)!

2. Shyla. Score: 1.19

Am I missing something? Where is this lady's butt? Did it fall off on her way to the meth lab? I really want to know as to avoid the town she live in.

And the #1 Ugliest Butt In The World....

1. Raggedy. Score: 1.17

 

There is no cottage cheese in this woman's butt. It's pure milkshake. 2%. And thank God she's wearing black underwear. We don't really want to know what's happening behind that bikini.

(via American Apparel's Best Bottom Contest)

 
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Let's Rank The Hotness of Tiger Woods' Lady Friends

By: LG Staff
December 07 2009, 1:52 PM

 

Look. Yeah we're going to keep posting about Tiger Woods because that's the only thing on the news right now. So unless Jeff Goldblum dies in the next twenty minutes or we just fall alseep while writing this post, this is what you're stuck with so just deal.

So far there are SEVEN girls (or NINE, nobody really knows) who have come out and said they banged Tiger Woods. That's a lot of secret phone numbers to keep in your secret iPhone which will eventually make it's way onto the internet so that your secret sexy sext messages and nude pictures will be seen by the world! Respect!

In case you were wondering which of his mistresses is the hottest, we've got that taken care of for you. We're even going to add Elin to the mix because we're worried she'll be jealous (she's suffered enough!). This was a relatively easy task because the girls all have their own look. None of them really look the same. It seems that Tiger's only requirment for banging a girl was that she had a vagina - that's it! So here we go...

 

8. Florida waitress, Mindy Lawton. She looks like one of our alcoholic neighbors. "WUD YOU LIKKKE MEE TOOO SEDUSH UUUUUUUUUUU!"

 

7. Rachel Uchitel. This an old photo of her. In her new photos she looks like this, but more plastic. And less like her lips are made of liver.

 

6. Don't know what Tiger saw in Jaimee Grubbs. We guess it's kind of cool that she was in Tool Academy. Wait. No we don't. There is nothing redeaming about this chick besides her taste in short red clothes. Moving on.

 

5. Porn star Holly Sampson. Now we're talking. Now we understand why Tiger Woods would cheat on his wife: Elin obviously hated gay people. Holly Sampson supports gay people so much she's willing to wear a rainbow bikini on her boobs. That could be the only reason why he'd sleep with a porn star, right? RIGHT!?!

(click here to see the rest of the list)

 

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 
 

Britney Bikini Monday

Britney Bikini Monday

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

 

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

 

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

 

What's growing in Whitney Port's bikini?

What's growing in Whitney Port's bikini?

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

 

Mena Suvari In A Bikini

Mena Suvari In A Bikini

Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.

 

Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot

Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

 

Natalie Imbruglia Lives!

Natalie Imbruglia Lives!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

 

Kate Gosselin Wears A Bikini

Kate Gosselin Wears A Bikini

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

 

Viva Bikinis

Viva Bikinis

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.