From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

Maybe these girls aren't really fighting, but it looks like they are really trying to slap the hell out of each other. Latent hostility, anyone?

Episode one of The Guild, in which we meet the poor souls trapped within the world of internet gaming. Wait a minute… hot girls don’t play video games. What a rip, FAKE! Go to Watchtheguild.com for more info!

Well we know where the *peel* is, where's the rest of the banana??

What a clever photoshoot! A girl as useless as a Barbie, poses as a doll!

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

See if you can tell the difference between real photos of famous girls whoring it up for the camera and Photoshopped forgeries.

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Somehow these girls agreed to sit on the merry-go-round while these guys spun it with a scooter. And no, it doesn't end pretty.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.

Office banter amongst employees of the ACLU is just as expected: sexist, racist, homophobic and personally offensive. More witty than a Gilmore Girls episode!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.