Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

Beyonce is on vacation in Monaco... in a bikini. Why else are you looking at this?

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

Looks like Beyonce's having some trouble with her breasts -- her left boob is basically deformed!

This Texas birth record seems to prove that Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born in 1974, making her 32, not 25 like she claims.

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

The only reason we're posting this Beyonce video is now that she's lost weight, she is super SUPER hot.