This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!

Tumbling down a hill after a lone piece of cheese does not make you a respectable nation, it does make you an awesome one though. Way to be, Britain.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

Paris Hilton should be held at least partially responsible.

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!

Faith Hill berates a fan during her latest concert after the woman grabbed her husband's balls. Listen closely!

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan was out and about in Beverly Hills recently... and apparently it was a tit nipply out! Ha!

Christmas with the Family Guy is better than Hanukkah with King of the Hill

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

For those who live vicariously through the spoiled brats on Beverley Hills 90210 and The O.C.