This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

Watch Kate Moss snort boatloads of scrumptiously delicious blow.

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Britney’s Baby is out of the womb and already he’s complaining about daddy being a Gold Digger. Here’s parody of Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies that are both crappy and disastery.

We show you two people and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two people and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

This test will see how the area in your brain that controls motor function, hand/eye coordination, etc, compares to that of the top athletes in the world.

Have you gotten photos of the Hurricane Katrina devastation confused with images of Iraq? We certainly have.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features pill poppers.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.