She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

He was one of our favorite broadcasters. Sadface.

There have been a lot of guests that made themselves a trainwreck on Reno 911. Here are some of the most memorable.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

This super-hip wedding party performed the entire dance to "Thriller" for their guests. The only disappointing part is the lack of zombie make-up.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.