Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

This commercial from the 80s promises a chewing gum that will make your boobs grow. We believe the FDA may have outlawed it.

This is a prank designed to make your friends and enemies believe that someone they know is a Facebook Slut! Send it to a friend right now!

Want to make a friend believe that they owe the government thousands of dollars for downloading illegal music! Well, send them this Illegal Music Download Sabotage!

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

Check out this color blindness test – you won't believe your eyes!

Some people think this is all fake; filmed in reverse, using a string, magnets, the Force... I don't know what I believe, but damn he's cool.

Bizarre and addictive. You have to see this to believe it!!

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

Can you believe this guy is single? I sure can't! I think he's one of the Liquid Generation programmers, actually…

Like the observers, I really don't believe that this guy is able to tye his shoe just by shaking his foot a bunch.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

Richard Simmons shows David Letterman has steamer. I still can't believe Letterman didn't ask him if it was from Cleveland.

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!

The Favourite Sons stopped by our craptacular studios to perform some songs that you'll totally be humming in the next few days. Don't believe us? Listen!